Archive for May, 2009

The Beatitudes of softball

May 11, 2009

And our scripture verse for today comes from the Sermon on the Mount:
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Matthew 5:7 (New International Version)

I had two softball games today and we won by the 20 run mercy rule in the first game only to be beaten 20-0 in the second game after 3 innings. I was hitting fourth in our batting order and I got to hit once.

Who said the Bible doesn’t apply to everyday life?!

The worst food I have ever eaten in my life

May 7, 2009

So we had a going away lunch for our friend from Sweden ( she was moving to Maryland, duh). My roommate made a great brunch of breakfast burritos and chocolate banana bread. Our Swedish friend announces “I brought dessert”. Rock! Swedish stuff! Supposedly it was black licorice.

WRONG.

It was black licorice coated in the nastiest thing ever invented: ammonium chloride. Look it up.

I spit out my candy. It tastes like rancid fishy salt butt. AWFUL.

This is the worst thing I have ever eaten.

She had 3 different kinds of this stuff; each one held the nasty goods in a different place.

Worst tasting thing ever.