Blog time baby.
I had a crazy week in Kentucky. We had an Australian instructor who taught us everything there is to know about distillation (except for how to make Jack Daniels, which is guess is the most important thing about distillation huh?). The best part was his delivery. Where we say OK to things, he said AK to things. Akay? I tried to work on Ikay and Ukay with mixed results.
So our new house has a lot of great things, a huge LoveSack foam bag that seats 3 adults. We also have a throwing knife course in our backyard. That is basically it, and a stove I guess.
Tons of things are going on in my life right now, which are mostly none of your business. I missed the county fair (except the traffic).
I am attempting to read the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker. I read the foreword and it basically ruined the whole plot in an essay which was at about three levels above the crummy junk we had to write for English class in high school. I think Sigmund Freud did the most damage to literature than anything else, because he talked about how we all really just want to suckle at our mothers breast and who knows what else. So apparently Dracula represents all the crazy sexy stuff people really want to do, and Van Helsing the vampire hunter represents Christianity and how sex is not good. I don’t know about you, but if I was a vampire hunter, I would be getting all the ladies. Period.
“what do you do for a living?” I’m an astronaut! I’m a cowboy!
Oh I kill vampires (insert Axe body spray commercial as all the women pile on).
Not much else to say except that life is getting pretty exciting and I am enjoying my first slow night at home in awhile.
Hopefully I can post more eventually for people to pass the time at work or at home. Keep the feedback/cash payments coming!
