More in a minute, but first.
Britney Spears shaved her head. I say it is to jump on the David Beckham MLS bandwagon first!
So let’s face it, we all like to be alone when, how do I say it? You take the Browns to the SuperBowl. No one likes to have someone in the stall next to them. But what do you do when walk into the bathroom with someone else at the same time and you made conversation and eye contact and you BOTH have to go number two? You have options:
1) In only extreme emergencies, you both go number one. But if you value your privacy…
2) You pull the “oh shoot! my meeting is starting in 30 seconds” and high tail it out of there.
3)Pull the I’m just washing my hands bit.
and a male specific move, I call the Number One Audible (whether you actually speak this as an audible is up to you), you detour to the urinal while the poor sap in the stall dooks in akwardness whilst you buy your time for a more opportune moment to deliver the goods.
Now I never thought about setting up a decoy in another stall to discourage and/or PREVENT someone else from going while you do, but now I HAVE thought of that. That is my best idea to date. It’s a start I guess.
So the gym at my workplace just opened and they have DirectTV on these sweet flat screens. Unfortunately, the don’t carry ESPN or any local channels. But hold that Malatov Cocktail you hooligan, it gets akward. The cheapest most basic channels they did not order, however, the most premium sports channel, Fox Soccer Channel we do get. This means I can plan my workouts to be during key matches in many assorted leagues across the world.
Also, it looks like I will be helping out coach some Little League around here. I can finally have my revenge on all the kids who go through puberty at age 12 and have beards where I couldn’t grow a beard until I was 25. Late bloomers revenge!
