So I designed a new t-shirt for sale…

http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609508769435904

This will make you giggle

So while I was reviewing some safety websites for flammable gases at work today, I stumbled upon the Wikipedia link for flatulence.  I challenge you to read the paragraph about fart pitch, volume, and such without laughing.  Hi larious! 

So I tried snowboarding last weekend.  Whoops.    Yeah I’m not good.  

I tried to use the term “blast a dookie” all weekend but I don’t think it really caught on. 

I hope you all are doing well. 

I can’t write for too long…

so our pastor at church wrote about how we spend too much time on facebook, youtube, and blogs…

and all we do is talk about ourselves…..

errr…..

so I had the greatest time the other day.

Hah it’s a joke because all I do is talk about myself!

I try to put funny stuff and serious stuff on here and not get too personal so like all things, my blog need disiprine (kim jong Il voice from team america).

So I get an email from Jeopardy! online saying they are having online tryouts again.  I am stoked, but the problem is that I know they are having tryouts AGAIN, because I tried out last time.  Apparently you can only try out once a year, so basically I am chopped liver to them.  They are really hurting their core constituency here.  I actually put on Jeopardy! at the gym yesterday when some big guy was watching pre pre pregame for the football game.  

I found out that Congress took the day off for the football game yesterday, and the Democrats have reserved the right to start their “100 hour clock” whenever they want.  The only reason I am not mad about the day off is because I find the 100 hour clock talk so ridiculous that any more talk of it will only do me good.  One politician said that basically the American people put us in power, so we have a mandate to push through these laws without sending them to committee.  I am going to use that logic the next time I am at work.  I am also going to use the word mandate more.  Where are you and your gay lover going tonight?  Oh I don’t know, just your typical mandate.   Bob Villa’s Birthday? Mandate!  How do the British refer to their friends Emily and Katherine?  M and ate!    Can you believe I got that joke to work for this long? 

I have to go lose at basketball to large men, I hope you are all well.

Happy New Year

So I survived… barely.

20 hours of driving and a crazy plane ride later… I’m home again.

So we are coming home from DC ok? 

Flight canceled. 

New Flight?  Delayed.

We touched down in the twin cities (I know I hate them as much as you do) with seriously 5 minutes until our connection left.  We SPRINTED to the gate, which was roughly .5 miles away.  Happy New Year! They got our luggage on the connection flight though. 

I think that we all too often look forward to the new year without appreciating the year that was.  That is basically my deep thought for the day.  I saw the highlights of the Fiesta Bowl last night and I can honestly say that those highlights were the closest things football has ever done to arrousing me… you know… ok enough.  But that statue of liberty play flippin owned!

I got to catch up with a lot of old friends on the phone during my trip as well as seeing some too which was good.  Ok another deep thought.  Maybe when you get older, the real gifts are seeing loved ones instead of getting stuff.  Maybe I said this because I got all clothes basically, except for a rain check from my brother to buy Guitar Hero and oh yeah, a Slash endorsed Cry Baby Wah Pedal for my guitar from the lady friend!   Yeah I know, the same feeling from the Fiesta bowl highlights right?  Yep me too!

I hope you all have at least a better perspective on what you want to do with 2007 and some good leads for the year and also some good leads on playing lead guitar in Leeds while you lead worship with Led Zeppelin led by LeadBelly.

I still got it!